So far I have two people out of town, two people who think they’ll be out of town, two people who think I’m secretly planning an orgy, and two people who don’t think there’s any way for them to reduce their purity scores, so why attend at all? That and another two or three who haven’t even responded to my email or posted anything in the forums to give their excuse, and it’s looking like the first party won’t be coming together the way I hoped it would.

That, and everyone has already gone and taken the test. I don’t know about you, but I’m not one to spend a couple of hours taking a purity test in preparation for taking the exact same test a week later. I don’t expect you to be. I’m thinking that what might work better is for everyone to submit their starting purity scores (most of you have already got one, unless you’ve gone out and done something strange since you took it), and then have everyone attend the followup test the last weekend in June. That’s the one you really wanted to attend anyway, since that’s the one with the prizes, right?

This way I don’t have to take the time to clean the place up for another month, right? And you don’t have to take the test again for another month, and everyone has plenty of time to mark their calendars and not go out of town, right? My 96% pure roommate can move out and I don’t have to worry about making her uncomfortable just by living my life anymore.

Oops, this post is turning into something it wasn’t supposed to be. Still, I don’t think the party this Saturday night is coming together. If you had your heart set on going, let me know, and I’ll let everyone else know it’s back on, but for right now I’d just like to plan on having everyone send me their exact Purity score by the end of the weekend, and we’ll plan on having the followup party Saturday, June 29th.

To clear it up for everyone: I was never planning an orgy, I was just encouraging you to have an orgy sometime in June with your choice of partner(s). I was simply planning on having some friends over to play a party game that happened to involve asking people to measure their Purity, and at a party a month later, to measure their change in Purity. I wasn’t asking anyone to come become more impure with me, or in my home, or even suggesting that I planned on doing everything I could to become more impure myself. Typically when taking the Purity Test in a group, no one even reveals what they have and haven’t done (unless they’re proud of it, or something).

Incidentally, I have heard more inaccurate things about this party second and third hand than makes sense. Like all of a sudden everyone’s talking behind my back about my own party, and somehow it became much more than I planned without me knowing about it. Except not in a good way. The rumor mill this time seems to have actually killed the party by making it sound like more than it was. For those of you who killed the party, and I hope you know who you are, just read the name of this site to yourself. That’s how I feel about you.

The rest of you are welcome to come over to my place this Saturday night. Instead of a purity test party I’m having a hardcore bareback orgy and opening my home as an opium den (first time’s free, one night only!) and a full bondage/fetish brothel. You know, the regular Saturday night gig.

I’ve just sent out emails to seven different people, inviting nine people to the parties directly. It occurred to me after the fifth or sixth email that maybe I should have used some sort of template instead of writing a personalized message to everyone. Still, if only half of the people I emailed decide to play, I’m sure we’ll all have a good time. If I’m you didn’t get an email from me today regarding this, and you think you should have, email me and let me know I’ve somehow overlooked you. You’re probably welcome at the party. Or I assumed you’d seen the site already.

This whole ordeal isn’t some sort of excuse for me to go out and be a slut. Like I said before, I’ve been using the Purity Test for nearly a decade, and I’ve always thought it would be interesting to do some sort of challenge weekend or month where you take the test, maybe go crazy for a while (a nonstop orgy for the weekend, and a more laid-back sort of live your life to the fullest for the month), and then see how far you’ve come by re-testing. I’m planning on having prize categories such as Lowest Overall Purity, Highest Overall Purity, and Greatest Change in Overall Purity, with a special category for people whose purity scores stay exactly the same during the entire month. Depending upon how my month goes, I may end up in that last category. That doesn’t mean I won’t have fun at both parties.

I’m not actually throwing orgies here. I’m just inviting my friends over to have a good time and play what amounts to a party game. Then encouraging them to go find party games of their own to play for a month. After that month, we’ll all get together again and see who had the most fun. If you’re not the sort of person who is interested in being impure for impurity’s sake, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t come, and it doesn’t mean I’m implying there’s something wrong with you. It just means you can see just how pure you are, and show off how pure you can stay for a month. Or how far you are willing to fall. I even spoke to one person who suggested that he would be trying to increase his purity over the course of the month, and while he wouldn’t reveal where he got the time machine, I still think he’ll have a good time at my parties. It’ll be a good time. I’m not selling bad times, here.

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That is, I am going to have a Purity Test party and a followup Purity Test party, with a challenge to see who can drop the most points from their Purity Test score. With 7 weeks (just over a month), everyone should be able to drop at least a few points. Married couples will be allowed to be considered teams, their scores added together and divided by two at each party. We will be using the same 500 question, Universal Omnisexual v4.0 Purity Test at both parties (this test is the same one used at puritytest.org, and has been my favorite for nearly a decade).

I have not set a time and date in stone, but I tend to go with the suggestion of whoever contacts me first, so if you’ve already got plans for one or both of those weekends and you’d like to attend when you’re free, email me now and let me know when the parties should be (ie: Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or Monday. Morning, Noon, Night, or Late-Night). When I have more specific plans or updates, I will post them here with the above banner.

Oh yeah, and there will be prizes. I’m not sure what the prizes will be, but I do live just a couple blocks from a Fascinations I’m pretty familiar with, and it is a Purity Test challenge, so you probably get the idea.

This post is sort of a general invite, but I’m going to need everyone to RSVP (or at least express their interest in attending to me) so I can be sure everything comes together properly. Call me (if you’re not too retarded to remember my phone number) or email me, or if you see me in person, just let me know you want to come. I will be contacting people I think will be interested directly, but most of them read this site anyway, so this should cover most of them before I get to them.