less than this

Such a long day ahead of me. It's only 2:00PM.  I work until 7PM.

I think I need another Relora.  More pain relievers.

Maybe I need to switch to something stronger than Ibuprofen to escape all this... like .. a morphine overdose.

I'm sore in more ways than my body knows how to express.

I managed to get through the entire day yesterday without pain killers or stress reducers or depressants ... well, save chocolate.

Today is not so nice to me.

I wonder how I can get my hands on some of that fresh Afghani opium I keep hearing about in lists of things Bush didn't do right.

My life is not so nice to me.  I won't talk about most of it, out of courtesy to those involved, but I will talk about some of it here.

I've been finally, for the first time, reading about how one goes from author to published author, and it is disheartening and encouraging at the same time - but mostly disheartening.  Definitely need an agent.  I already knew that.  It was part of why I went the self-publishing route, though that is a complex conversation in itself.  Been reading about how to get a good agent, how to apply to agents and agencies at all, and ... this is part of the problem.

Most everything I've read assumes I've got just the one book I'm trying to shop around, and frames how to try to get an agent around trying to find the person to sell that one book.  What I really want to sell is myself as a product; I write books, and since I had my first book self-published roughly 14 months ago I've put out three more, and have embarked on an ongoing series with my latest.  I doubt I'll find a guide that tells me how to express that to an agent in a way that comes across reasonably.

Worse than that, all these guides think I should know what my book is about and - they emphasize this more, and it is more of a problem - what books/authors on the market are similar to my book.  And to be able to select agents based on their having represented similar work before.  And to be able to express what my book is about in a sentence, two max.

And I don't know how to do that.

Do you?  Have you read my book(s), and know how to sell them (sell me as an author) in one or two sentences?  Let me try:

Lost and Not Found details one man's journey all the way from being laid off from his mundane corporate job to becoming the author he truly dreams to be by following his attempt to write his first novel within the challenging timeframe of only four weeks.  As his story unfolds we get to read what he is writing and can see the relationship between the author and his work unfold until his life literally unfolds around him.

Dragons' Truth is not just the coming-of-age story of a boy who meets a dragon and the way the dragon's teachings change his life, but also represents a sort of allegory about some of the problems with the separation of the common man from higher education and the world of academia.  It is suitable for young readers as well as adults.

Untrue Tales From Beyond Fiction - Book One is an introduction to a series of books that take place in a world where magic and psychic-like powers exist but are overlooked by most people, and centers on a teenage boy of remarkable magical and mental powers as he is introduced to a world that had been hidden from him his entire life by ignorance.  This series is not intended for younger readers, and Book One alone details issues such as the boy's burgeoning sexuality, a teenage pregnancy and attempted abortion, a violent and potentially deadly magical attack, and a mysterious kidnapping.

How's that sound?  Am I getting worked up over nothing?  Are these descriptions too 'salesy'?  Too long?  Too brief?  Too vague?  Too specific?  Should I mention that LaNF 'contains some fantasy elements', or would that pigeonhole it?  Should I use Larry and Trevor's names in the descriptions of the books they're in?  Am I finally getting better and describing my books?  And once I get past this step, how long until I stop worrying about being able to sell my work?

Because here's another problem:  My books are already published, sortof.  I mean, obviously, you can order them online as e-books or as paperbacks, and I've sold (some to myself, to gift) dozens of copies of my books in paperback to people in person.  And I don't have the distribution channels or armies of sales reps or a publicist (or a budget) to get my 'published' books into the market the way traditional publishers do, and that's a lot of the point of pursuing a traditional publishing route; to get the books out where people can buy them so I can make some money so I can write full time.

But how do I position them to agents, and how do they position them to editors?  Can I just give them finished, bound copies of the books along with a letter explaining what I've already begun, and that I'm definitely open to further revisions?  My guides so far all suggest sending queries and pages via FedEx or equivalent, so if I'm spending that much just to get a letter to them, the extra cost of a paperback book versus a few printed pages is absorbable.  And would it create a problem, or make me stand out better?  I obviously don't want to send out a free book with every query letter, but for agents I was seriously interested in, the benefit of winning the agent is far, far greater than the cost of the book and the shipping.  And perhaps by explaining the POD status of my books and offering a free copy of the title of his or her choice in my query that will be handled reasonably, eh?

I said there was something encouraging too, didn't I?  I wonder what it was.  Maybe that I've gotten farther than most by actually finishing more than one book, by actually doing reasonable copyediting already, by being a different sort of person than the authors the editors and agents and publicists and such are writing about having to deal with in important ways like having patience and understanding that I'm not the only author they're working with and that it's all about making money.  Once I get in, the publishing industry should love working with me.  Convincing someone that my books will make money...  Hmmm...

I suppose I'm calmer now than I was at the start.  I've been working on this between working (our database is running extra-slow today) for almost three hours now, I should be.  The pain relievers weren't working after the first hour so I took more, and that seemed to help.  I should probably have taken more Relora, too.  Anyway, I'm going to keep researching getting published, and very soon I'm going to start making a long list of agents I'd like to represent my work, so that I can start applying to them.  Maybe no Gamecube in January - maybe my money will be going to sending out queries.

Is it wrong to ask for feedback on a part of a novel I haven't written yet?

Not a problem of second-guessing, but of wanting to get it right the first time - it is a "delicate" scene, and the action of this book hinges on the "action" of this scene, and I believe that people's perceptions of the book overall will hinge on how they mentally digest this scene.

Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.  I barely know what my books are "about" when they're finished, how am I to know what they're about before they become formed?

This novel is actually quite an accomplishment for me to be writing at all (and I hope saying this doesn't jinx or otherwise stifle me) in that I already know how it ends.  I have seen the scene that closes the book very vividly in my mind.  It's the sort of imagery that once it enters my mind does not leave again, the sort of intensity of visual that, were it applied to a horrific scene in a horror movie in half a dozen frames of film (a quarter of a second or so) could turn people's stomachs.  And I know some of who is there, so I can see that I must in the intervening words, ensure that they arrive at that scene.  And I know some of the things that happen in between.

And in the past, knowing even this little about a story I wanted to write might have prevented words from leaking out of my mind beyond an outline or a few notecards covered in descriptions of characters and settings and story arcs and relationships and ... and then the novel never comes.  But here I am, writing it.

And I know I've been telling people for weeks now that "the next scene is a long sex scene" and haven't managed to write the 2-3k words that transition into it yet - though I'm most of the way there, now that I'm getting my momentum back.  But I'm fighting it, and I'm getting to the scene, and intensely erotic fiction... my mind is specially attuned to that, I think.

But yes, I've petitioned the community for feedback - check the NaNoWriMo Arizona-Phoenix Regional Forum if you want to try to help - because knowing my mind the sex scene would go off in a completely strange direction that "normal" people would have trouble identifying with.  If it does, so be it, but with people's feedback, at least I can get some stuff they do identify with in there, too.

I should be working.  Back to work.

(more...)

Yay!  She gets it!  This is an affirmation!  My work has been understood, and many of the complicated and subtle things that I was trying to get across came through on the first reading.  Yay!

And hopefully soon I'll get the other side of the coin, the problems with it, the way things were too complicated, too boring, too unclear, too simplified... whatever.  You know, so I can make it better.

Better and better.

Actually, I haven't looked at the novel in question in over a year.  Which is either good or bad for trying to work on it again.  What I really want to do is work on UTFBF:Book One.  So since I finally got some momentum back on writing UTFBF:Book Two today, I should be back on track with it soon enough, and then will need help editing it in a couple of weeks.

Sigh.

And then Book Three and Book Four and so on, right?  And then somewhere along the way I find an agent and a publisher and real professional help and then a year or two later the books will begin to appear in book stores!  And then money!  And then maybe I can stop this sill envelope-stuffing day-job!  And work on writing full time!  Yay!

Alternately, I'll figure out how to sell a higher volume of books via the internet and local stores, and if doing that doesn't take up so much time I'm not writing anymore, maybe that'll be a good way of doing it.  And maybe that'll attract a publisher and yadda yadda, conventional publishing, and then money and then working on writing full time!  Yay!

Okay.  So.  Getting weird here.

I am asleep.  I am the waking dead.  I am here and not here, eyes open and seeing nothing, and am I dreaming?

There is something in my head.  A pressure.  Like pain's understudy, rehearsing.  In the front and like an upward force trying to erode away at the inside of my expanding forehead, or perhaps the force that - from the inside - stretches it out into a virtual landscape of flesh above my eyes.

Thus a crossroads appears, and which way to I travel?  Do I ingest anti-inflammatories and dried flowers to try to pre-empt what will almost certainly transmogrify into genuine pain?  Do I guess that it is simply not enough sleep and try to sleep-wake my way through a few hours of work to catch up?  Do I go jump in front of traffic on the nearby freeway and hope for the worst?  Worse than any of these, do I turn to coffee, drink the provided beverage and hope for the best with a different kind of drug?

. . .

Time passes, strangeness moves inside my head, down the inside of my face now, behind my eyes and like a tension in my cheekbones and jawbone, still pressing forward.  Diminishing in insistence without the use of any herbal or pharmaceutical remedies so far, perhaps just like so many other things if I ignore it long enough it will go away.

I wish I could post this from here, by emailing it somewhere or ... something.  With a quick, illicit search I do not see any readily available MT plugins that handle posting via email.  The more I think about how to solve this situation, by creating a solution of my own and/or learning from others' past attempts, the more my brain seems to activate.  I think I need someone or something to stimulate my mind more fully in the mornings.  Online comics doesn't seem to do it, and there weren't any real emails in my inbox when I woke up.  Something.

Something to wake up for, something to wake me up mentally.

Nothing new or real to report, but I feel like there aren't enough flowers in my field. So: a post.

Maybe I should write a poem, to make a green flower, or a new short story, to make a blue flower. Maybe I should paint a new painting and photograph it, to make an orange flower. Maybe...

Maybe just another pink one.

For those of you seeing this post strictly on LJ, look at Modern Evil dot com. Green fields of flowers.

Anyway, that'll be changing in appearance ... soon enough.

But probably not this week. All sorts of exciting things and sundry things to look forward to:

Tomorrow night after work my goal is to ... IRON CLOTHES! Yay! And watch a Netflix DVD, since I'm way slow right now on that, while I'm ironing. I should have a couple hours' ironing to do, so no problem.

Then Wednesday night after work, mmy tentative goal is to ... CLEAN MY ROOM (and perhaps enough of the closet to make it enterable)!!! Yay! Not so much on the Netflix DVD, but I have an iPod and someone gifted me the Jet album on CD, so I'll probably get around to ripping and transferring that, and listen to Jet while I clean. Assuming I have energy. But I should.

Thursday night after work I destroy the universe.

Friday I have off work, so... I don't know. Sleep in. Maybe .. draw flowers... maybe ... ... read some, or write some - lots of book-related work to do ... maybe do some more cleaning, or just play video games. Then, at around 4, Pat will come pick me up and we're going over to Jenn's place for the New Year's Eve party there. I've begun to have a sizeable list of things to bring with me, quite a haul, literally. A typewriter to donate to her son's teacher (via her - no need for me to actually become involved with the teacher, I just supply the manual typewriter), which I shall have to pick out, either one of my Remingtons (which, although the oldest, I dislike for writing, which is why I have typewriters) or one of my redundant Underwoods. The Journey To Wild Divine, which, at $160, she can't afford a copy of for herself, but which, since I don't usit much right now, I am willing to part with - until the sequel comes out ... sometime in 2005, last I heard. I'll need it (especially the "magic rings") back in order to play the sequel. My Nightmare Chess cards. And then, probably, my two bottles of scotch and my new snifters, so we can all sit around and play at tasting scotch. So. Quite a haul.

Then partying late into the night, and then ... coming home and sleeping in, perhaps in contrary order ... Then Saturday is ... "free" - perhaps I'll write more. I'm not as far along on Book Two as I'd like to be, though I made several hundred words progress today (which, in light of days where I wrote several thousand words is not very impressive - the impetus is not the same, now) so I'm not entirely stagnant.

Speaking of which, I've begun to get some feedback from selling and gifting these writers copies of my books, though it's tough. Tough to get feedback, I mean, not to take it. Yes, of course there's resistance, but I really do welcome your feedback. Apparently it isn't as clear as it maybe should be that Ariadne is the same person as Dawn. I shall have to look into this. Also, there's a chance that everyone at Trevor's new school is an alien, which hit me from out of left field, so I'll have to give it at least another month and then come back to it to see if maybe I wasn't clear enough, and how to fix it. And uhh... Not much else yet, but anything's good. Typos, people. I'm sure they're there. That's why the new one is called the "Pre-Release Edition" instead of the "First Edition".

And so on and so on, and I better get a move on Book Two if I expect to be able to edit it and get it out by February. Whoosh!

I've been reading a bit about "real" publishing houses turnaround times AFTER they've accepted a book, and they seem to range from about a year to almost two years. Haven't heard of anyone doing fiction in under 9 months (though admittedly I've mostly scanned listings and things), again after the book is accepted as done.

So this whole write a novel and edit it and copyedit it and publish it in under 30 days thing really is almost as ridiculous as it sounds. How about 3 months, though? I should have some reasonable feedback on Book One to integrate into it, plus reasonable distance to go through it again, by the end of January, so that I can release the Pre-Release Edition of Book Two and the First Edition of Book One at the same time, right?

Maybe I should make a little graphic of the lifeline of a book at Modern Evil Press:

Stage 1: Writing - 7 to 700 days, the roughest, unpolished, unedited version - available digitally, nearly live.

Stage 1b: First Rough - zero to infinite days, the completed first rough draft is available digitally while it is determined if it should become a book.

Stage 2: Rough Editing - 3 to 365 days, basic changes to the storyline and character development are made, obvious copyediting is done, no new digital versions are released at this time.

Stage 2b: Reading Aloud - 3 to 30 days, the book is read aloud by one or more parties for copyediting and clarity, and changes integrated into edited draft.

Stage 2c: Pre-Release Draft - 30 to 180 days, the book is available in an updated digital version as well as a peperback version, containing changes made in Rough Editing and Reading Aloud. This version persists for up to six months for feedback from readers and leads into Stage 3.

Stage 3: "Final Editing" - 1 to 30 days, changes based on reader feedback are integrated, any final tweaks to story and characters are made, continuity is checked again, and the book is read aloud again for copyediting.

Stage 3b: First Edition - unknown, the changes made in the "Final Editing" are incorporated into the paperback and digital versions and are released as the First Edition of the book.

Stage 4+: Unknown ... wait and see, I guess.

That's about the rough of it.

And now, seriously, it's 11:40, time for sleep.